Divine Varod

We haven’t seen David Bowie for a long time. Now we know why: He isn’t David Bowie anymore.
Wife Iman made that pretty clear yesterday when she talked about her daughters school play.
She told her Twitter followers: “We’re off to see Lexi in her school play Willy Wonka…. we’re excited!”
Later she returned saying: “She did good and the play and kids were great”
then, when a Bowie fan fantasised: “Imagine David Bowie turning up to your school”
The model and entrepreneur said: “He turns as david jones, dad”
So now we know, after Ziggy stardust, Aladin Sane, Halloween Jack and the Thin White Duke Bowie’s new personae is “David Jones, dad”. Hope there’ll be an album of accompanying songs one day …